crooked baby snaggle teeth

Kirsten Dunst and her crooked baby snaggle teeth annoy me. She always seems very smug and just entirely too cool – hanging out with Sofia Coppola and at the Marc Jacobs shows. I mean, go to the orthodontist, you douche. Quoth Kirsten –

"That's one of the things I like about me. Messed-up teeth are so sexy."

Here’s the thing – your messed up teeth AREN’T sexy! They don’t give you character, and they don’t make you Hollywood’s rebellious little darling. No – they make me feel uncomfortable, and they make you look like an anus. Seriously though, that whole third world dentistry thing is just NOT a good look! Fuck, even chiclets would be an improvement…

What the hell was Jake thinking? I mean, really!