that whole chiclet thing...

Is it just me, or is Hilary Duff morphing into sex piggy Jenna Jameson? Maybe Hil will start to fuck for cash too... except she'll do it on the Disney channel. That's pretty sexy! Also, I believe her teeth to be approximately 3 feet tall.

Seriously though - that whole Gary Busey chiclet look... is not a good one. I mean, come on Hil - your real teeth weren't all that bad. Why did you have to go and ruin yourself? Do you really aspire to be Anus Kerrigan or that stupid Horsey Dyke? Point, Lohan!