a white trash birth defect?

Has anyone else noticed this weird piggy thing that happens to Chicken of the Sea when she smiles? Check out the area between her upper lip and nose. It’s as if her face is folding in on itself, yeah? Go back and look at other pictures of her – this shit has been happening for quite some time. Okay – I’ll do your homework for you. Click on this montage that I put together, and if you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about – you soon will!

Is it that she has too much collagen in her lips? Could it be weirdness somehow associated with the nose job? Is it some kind of bizarre botox paralyzation? Maybe it’s some kind of inbred white trash birth defect – you know, like a cleft palate or something? With any luck, and with the help of her apparent recent surgery, ASSlee’s face will soon start to cave in as well. BLOWN!