crocs
Now here’s the thing - I can enjoy a nice gardening clog – you know, for when you’re working in your garden or doing those Martha Stewarty tasks… but these hideous Crocs are taking over the fucking world. People of all ages are wearing them anywhere and everywhere – and in
Here’s another thing – I don’t care if I’ve offended you. In fact, if you’re actually wearing these goddamn things, I hope that I have offended you – because you have offended me! Please do yourself and everyone else a gigantic favor, and throw them in the nearest dust bin immediately – or give them to your sensible (and unfashionable) lesbian friend.
God knows everyone has one of those. In closing I would just like to say that these things are like $20. Again, please do yourself a favor and buy something that's not made out of plastic. Shoes should be neither plastic nor $20. Thanks!
1 Comments:
LMAO, and I agree 10,000%
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