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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

on again - off again

Us Weekly has oh so exclusively announced that Jennifer Anuston and Vince Vaughn (aka the Boring McGees) are engaged to be married - which I had thought was announced weeks ago. Meanwhile, last week the report was that the engagement as off. Ok - I would like to be the first to say WHO GIVES A FLYING MOTHERFUCK! Seriously though, could these two be any more boring? If you ask me, they are both about as dull as dish water.

According to the magazine -
Us Weekly has confirmed that Vince Vaughn, 36, has popped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston, 37. “They’re engaged!” a friend of the couple’s tells Us, adding, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.”

On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

So here's the thing (exactly why I kind of want Jennifer Anuston to jump up her own ass and die) - why the hell is she so smug and stupid about her goddamn relationship? I mean, who gives a shit about her fat boyfriend - I certainly don't! It just annoys me how she has pretty much refused to acknowledge that she is dating. Because of this foolishness, I'm going to have to cordially invite both Jennifer Anuston and Vince Vaughn to suck it.


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