heinous x four

Denise Richards continues to be a fug piece of trailer trash. Charlie Sheen continues to be creepy. Heather Locklear continues with David Spade. Richie Sambora continues to be not as hot as Jon Bon Jovi, and I continue to be disgusted by everyone involved.

Star recently ran some pictures of Anus Richards and 80s-tastic Sambora in Paris. Don't they look so great together? No wonder the French think we're such trash. We are! I mean, the only thing that could improve upon this pairing would be some cans of beer, a corvette, and a mullet.

With regard to her new relationship, fug Richards recently said the following -

"You can't help who you fall for," she gushed about her rapid romance with Sambora. "And that friendship (with Heather Locklear), unfortunately, was done and wasn't salvageable and that's the thing. People have gone on, 'Oh, would you date your best friend?' You know, she wasn't my best friend. She was a close friend in the last couple of years. I hadn't known her my whole life."

So basically, she has a get out of jail free card because she's only known Heather Locklear for a few years - and not since childhood. What a classy bitch!