gay and gayer

People magazine has reported that Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have filed for divorce. However, according to their lawyer, "They continue to be friends and have the utmost respect for one another." Of course they do.

Listen horsey, no one cares! I thought your marriage was a sham from go - I mean, he seems even gayer than you do. I'm just waiting for Star to crack this story - that Chad is leaving your gay ass for Ryan Phillippe - or Jared Leto. Hot!