try selling crazy somewhere else
What were the highlights of the American Idol finale, you ask? No, not Katharine McPhee and Taylor Hicks – but Toni Braxton, Meatloaf and Gayken.
As for Meatloaf - Hein. I honestly thought that he was having a stroke at the beginning of his duet with Katharine. He was seriously out of tune the entire time. He just seemed very child molester scary. Poor Katharine just can't catch a break.
The absolute highlight of the entire night had to have been the Gayken moment – with his heinous little mini-gay. Did you notice how mini-gay got all into the song - 'Don't Let Clay Aiken Go Down On Me' - an Elton John song fittingly enough. Girl blew it out! Some of what I had read prior to tonight mentioned that the press at the finale were forbidden to question Gayken about his recent scandal or his sexuality. But for reals – that was totally his official coming out party, and I loved every second of it. Seriously a transcedent moment.
And Taylor - try selling crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
3 Comments:
you are a magical humorist, truly. i'm telling everyone i know.
I completely agree. Man, you are laugh out loud funny!
Thank You - anonymous 1 and anonymous 2 - I try!
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