the gayken

The Gayken's new album dropped earlier this week, and she's been promoting it all over the place. Earlier this week she stopped by Good Morning America for an interview with Diane Sawyer. A lot of people had been speculating that she might use the interview as an opportunity to finally come out of the closet - but no. It seems that she's still extremely heterosexual - and fooling no one.



Early sales figures predict that the Gayken's album should debut at #2 - behind SexyBack, but just ahead of that horrible pig from The Black Eyed Peas. This morning she stopped by The View to further skirt the issue, and to sing "No I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving". Meanwhile, is it just me, or is the Gayken starting to resemble Johnny Weir? Keep in mind that this is supposed to be the new Gayken - the butch Gayken...

In closing I would just like to say that it is my belief that the Gayken likes to have sex with boys.