fire crotch - the revenge

It seems that fire crotch has reared it's ugly head once again - and it's just as stupid as last time. That slimey Brandon Davis recently went on another diatribe about Lindsay Lohan and her orange vagina - because, that's clearly his only claim to fame. So here's the thing, not to defend Lindsay Lohan and her orange vagina, but could Brandon Davis be any more an anus? I mean, seriously - could he?

RECENTLY rehabbed oil heir Brandon Davis is hitting the bottle again. At the launch party for Paris Hilton's debut album at Suite in Miami, a drunken Davis climbed onstage and announced to the crowd, "I wrote a special new song called 'Firecrotch,' and it's for Lindsay Lohan!" He proceeded to ramble on, reminding folks about his infamous online video rant against the actress, which led to him checking into rehab in the first place. An insider tells us the "Firecrotch" song is real and was produced by Scott Storch, who twiddled knobs on Hilton's album. Sounds like rehab didn't do much for Davis - who was also seen blotto on Sean Combs' yacht in St. Tropez recently.

Trash, Scott Storch and Brandon Davis - talk about a meeting of the minds. Trash's hugely anticipated "album" hits stores on Tuesday, and sadly - it's going to be huge. I would love nothing more than for Christina's album to go #1 for 2 weeks in a row, but I have a feeling that Trash may dethrone her.