go home and take a shower!

Let’s rewind to last week’s episode involving Brandon Davis and his verbal assault on Lindsay Lohan. Since that hit the fan, there have been a number of developments. First, Paris’s publicist, Elliott Mintz went into serious damage control, releasing the following statement -

"The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton," he says, "It is unfair to characterize Brandon's statements as being reflective of Paris' feelings about Lindsay. We're dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally," he adds, "I found the incident unnecessary."

As for Paris egging Brandon on and holding up her cell phone, Mintz says: "Paris uses her cell phone as a defensive tool. Many times when you see her photographed in a crowd situation, she puts it up to her ear so she doesn't have to speak. In the cacophony and din of screaming, nobody could have had a telephone conversation. Reporters were asking her questions about Lindsay that she did not want to answer, so she put her cell phone up to her ear. Brandon was not speaking for Paris. Period."

Next it was reported that Brandon called and apologized to Lindsay, who on her part has pretty much kept quiet about the whole thing. I guess being poor and living in a hotel in New York keeps her pretty busy - that and, making out with Paris's ex-fiance at Bungalow. Point, Lohan. Yesterday this video surfaced, which turns the tables on Davis when an irate fan of Lindsay Lohan verbally attacks him outside of a nightclub this past weekend. Don’t worry LiLo, Juanita’s got your back.

“What does your own shit taste like, Brandon? I’m sure it tastes real well. Go talk about more 19 year old girls, you little bitch. Asshole!...Oh, I’m so fired up right now – Oh my God! That’s for Lindsay. That’s round one…. Hey Brandon – what do you have to say about Lindsay Lohan now?... Go home and take a shower – Go home and take a shower. Lindsay Lohan earns her money. You get it from daddy – so walk away. Walk away Brandon – you’re not welcome here… since the inheritor of an oil company needs to be greasy… Come on… say something. No wonder Mischa dumped your sorry ass. Asshole!”

The popcorn is popped - and I am sooooo read for Round Three!