can't carry a tune in a bucket

In an interview with Fashion Rocks, Justin Timberlake (aka SexyBack) unleashed a barrage of criticism on Taylor Hicks (aka Crazy). This has definitely got to be one of the funnier things that I've read as of late -

"People think he looks so normal, and he’s so sweet and he’s so earnest, but he can’t carry a tune in a bucket,” Timberlake told Fashion Rocks, a supplement of Vanity Fair. Timberlake also thinks that Hicks’ fame is fragile. “If [Hicks] has any skeletons whatsoever, if God forbid, he’s gay, and if all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like [then he takes on a thick southern accent], ‘Oh my god, I voted for a queer!’ It’s just too much pressure.”

Source - The Scoop