billions rather than millions

My favorite heiress / model, Lydia Hearst has landed herself back in Page Six today – this time via text message. She and her not-nearly-as-cute-sister, Gillian were rear-ended by a taxi on Wednesday night in front of Marquee…

Hearst tells Page Six her personal trainer noticed that she seemed "out of it" yesterday and urged her to go to the hospital. "Well, I guess minor concussion and whiplash, that's what it looks like," she text-messaged us last night. "Oh, well, guess I win for the worst entrance ever to a party. Ha!"

If you’re not familiar with Lydia, it’s pretty likely that you will get to know more about her very soon – as her star is definitely rising! She’s kind of like Trash, except that her family has billions rather than millions, she’s naturally gorgeous rather than trampy, and she models for Prada and Bottega Veneta rather than for Chick by Nicky Hilton.

Also, she’s Patty Hearst’s daughter, which is just entirely HOT! Here’s a photo of the Hearst girls – Lydia, cousin Amanda, and not-nearly-as-cute-sister Gillian.