so long - farewell - auf wiedersehn - goodbye

In case you haven’t heard, that crazy fat pig who blew up his Upper East Side townhouse last Monday, died late Saturday night. Dr. Nicholas Bartha died of severe burns, as well as complications from both diabetes and heart disease.

So here’s the thing – my only concern when I heard about this last week, was that that townhouse is like 30 feet from the Hermès store on Madison. Now, you can fuck with a lot of things, and get away with it - but you never fuck with a girl’s ability to shop. Luckily, for all parties involved, the Hermès store was not harmed.