seig heil - you fucking moron!

Jesus motherfucking Christ, it’s been a busy couple of days. This whole Mel Gibson situation just got kicked up about a hundred notches - and I'm fucking loving every second of it! Today TMZ has uncovered a portion of the police report that was filed when Gibson was arrested early Friday morning – and has posted several pages of the report online.

Apparently Mel went on an absolute rampage, swearing uncontrollably, threatening the arresting officer, L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputy James Mee, and hurling anti-Semitic epithets for all to hear. FABULOUS, yeah?

I won’t re-tell the entire story, as you can go here to read about this amazing series of events - which I STRONGLY encourage! I will however, give some of the high points, which include –

“My life is fucked!”

“You motherfucker – I’m going to fuck you!”

“Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

“What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”

The arresting officer, Deputy Mee, documented everything in his initial arrest report, but was then instructed by a superior that due to the shocking and explosive nature of the situation (and no doubt due to Gibson’s high profile) the Sheriff’s Department was going to keep this story under wraps. According to TMZ -

Deputy Mee then wrote an eight-page report detailing Gibson's rampage and comments. Sources say the sergeant on duty felt it was too "inflammatory." A lieutenant and captain then got involved and calls were made to Sheriff's headquarters. Sources say Mee was told Gibson's comments would incite a lot of "Jewish hatred," that the situation in Israel was "way too inflammatory." It was mentioned several times that Gibson, who wrote, directed, and produced 2004's "The Passion of the Christ," had incited "anti-Jewish sentiment" and "For a drunk driving arrest, is this really worth all that?"

We're told Deputy Mee was then ordered to write another report, leaving out the incendiary comments and conduct. Sources say Deputy Mee was told the sanitized report would eventually end up in the media and that he could write a supplemental report that contained the redacted information -- a report that would be locked in the watch commander's safe.

Now here’s the thing – Mel Gibson is no stranger to the whole drunk driving thing. He has been arrested in the past, and has been a recovering alcoholic for much of his adult life. Way to stick to the program big boy! He’s also no stranger to being an offensive motherfucker. See The Passion of the Anus for more specifics. Oh, and then there was that whole bullshit that came out regarding his father a few years ago – you know, that whole ‘alleged Holocaust’ thing. BLEW IT OUT!

Earlier today, Mel issued a statement – apologizing for his drunk driving, and what he described as “despicable statements” made towards the arresting officers.

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested," he said in a statement issued by his publicist. "I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse."

Apparently his publicist, Alan Nierob would not elaborate on Mel’s comments, and declined further comment. Love - love - love it – and will be patiently waiting for the fantastic and impending backlash! Yeah, Seig Heil – you fucking moron!