hollywood - 2026

What will Hollywood look like in 2026, you ask? Well head on over to the US Weekly site to find out. Here’s the thing – Lourdes will need an appointment with my girl Janna at Sothys, as well as a plastic surgeon. Sean Preston (if he makes it that long) will already have fathered 5 kids of his own, and Maddox will be delivering my take-out. Little Coco Arquette will read tarot cards and will have some blown out hippie store in Santa Monica. Oh, and Apple will likely pick up a cocaine addiction in boarding school, as well as a few choice STDs.