driving under the influence

SHIT SHIT, DOUBLE SHIT. Today just keeps getting better and better. Tinseltown is just buzzing with crazy scoop. Yes my friends, Mel Gibson – that Jesus freak who championed that dumb film, The Passion of The Anus, was arrested early this morning for Driving Under the Influence – also known as DUI. According to TMZ –

Mel Gibson was arrested by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Malibu, Calif. early this morning for suspicion of DUI. Bail was set at $5,000.

He was pulled over on the Pacific Coast Highway and a Breathalyzer test was administered. The arrest report lists the time of arrest as 2:36AM and the time booked as 4:06AM. A spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff's Department told TMZ, "Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person."

Calls to Gibson's rep were not immediately returned.

Gibson, whose next movie, Apocalypto is due this Christmas – is a self-righteous asshat. But then again, you know those crazy Catholics - they love the sauce!