so long, piggy!

Where there’s smoke, there’s almost always fire. Access Hollywood has reported that Starlet will be announcing her departure from The View sometime this week. She is rumored to be leaving the show in July… well in advance of Rosie O’Donnell’s highly anticipated arrival… and you know what, I would much rather see Rosie sink her hooks into That Stupid Cunt Elisabeth Hasselbeck anyway.

You know, as much as we all love to hate Piggy, her comic relief will certainly be missed. It should be interesting to see what kind of ventures she will be pursuing in the coming months. If I were to make a wager, I would have to guess…an eponymous jewelry line. Can’t you see it – ‘Starlet by Star Jones’? Hell, she already has that line of cheap wigs…