oh for god's sake, just die!

117 year old television and media mogul Aaron Spelling had a stroke over the weekend, and was hospitalized briefly according to a statement released by his publicist earlier today. I’m quite sure that all parties involved, wife Candy (and her present wrapping room), daughter Kermit, and son Randy all have their fingers crossed – that hopefully this will be the end of him. Oh, and you just know that Kermit’s new husband is as giggly as a school girl right now – and I’ll bet that husband number one just started cutting himself.