now that’s hot!

In an alleged attempt to coax his daughter into putting on a few pounds, Father NicRichie (aka Lionel) has offered to fund a Caribbean cruise for NicRichie and her friends. Now here’s the thing. Does he honestly think that some lame cruise is really such a prize? I mean, no offense, but do people (aside from Rosie O’Donnell and maybe Kathy Lee Gifford) still go on cruises? Is it 1987 again? Did I miss something?

Maybe if he paid for a shopping extravaganza at Hermès or something – do it up like Supermarket Sweep. You know, they could lock down the store, and NicRichie and her friends would each have a shopping cart and three minutes to grab anything and everything. Maybe then she’d be willing to do business with daddy.

Now that’s hot!