dip it in chocolate fudge...

Page Six reported today that David Gest, Liza’s estranged husband has recently had sexual harassment charges brought against him, by… his male assistant. I know, I know – I can hear you gasping in shock and horror. 35 year old Charles Beyer went to work for Gest last summer and was allegedly the target of repeated sexual advances and crude behavior. Yeeeaaah, hot. According to Page Six -

Charles Beyer said he went to work for David Gest at his Tennessee home on July 25, 2005, and the oddball producer made "sexual gestures from the beginning, forcing me to use his computer in the master bathroom, making comments such as, 'You have a small (sex organ), I bet,' (and) grabbing my butt."

Beyer claims Gest also "wrote in my calendar on numerous occasions," leaving directions such as, "Shake my penis, make sure it feels good," wash it "in hot water" and "dip it in chocolate fudge."

"All the allegations are false," Gest's lawyer, Eddie Bearman, told The Post's Dareh Gregorian. He called Beyer's $300,000 suit "a bogus attempt to get money from a celebrity" and noted the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission dimissed Beyer's complaint against Gest.

Beyer didn't return our call, but his suit is filled with explicit claims about Gest's "unwelcome physical and verbal sexual harassment." Once, Gest allegedly told an employee at a casino that Beyer had "had a sex change" and "was actually a woman." The employee "came to me while I was with my fiancée and congratulated me on such a good job," Beyer's filing says. "It was humiliating."

Little Liza is surely loving every fucking second of this. I think I can hear her crazy, throaty, phlegmy laughter all the way over here – on the other side of the park. Don't fuck with Liza with a Z! My fingers are crossed for another appearance on Larry King Live. This bitch delivers! She also, um... works with retarded children.