a hot mess in the hamptons

This past weekend, Kelly Ripa co-hosted a big bash 'Super Saturday 9' out in the Hamptons. The event is an all day designer garage sale with hundreds of designers donating clothes and accessories - and from which all profits are donated to The Ovarian Canver Research Fund.

So here's the thing - a few days ago I did a posting about Kelly Ripa, in which I mentioned that if you looked up 'adorable' in the dictionary, you would find Kelly's picture. Take a look at the pictures above of Kelly and Sister Gayle King (from Saturday's event), and then take a look at the picture below, which is an upclose shot of Sister Gayle (via Crunk + Disorderly).

Now go pull your dictionary off of the shelf, and look up 'hot mess'. This leads me to the obvious conclusion which is that Sister Gayle should NEVER venture out in public unless she has had her hair and makeup done by Mother O's team of fags. Damn!