damn you, and your cheetos!

Remember last week when Britty Peers and her cheetos were photographed in New York with their new black hair? Well the Peers family was in town to attend to some business. Husband, PopoZão was, no joke, in Times Square lobbying for the penny. Yes, how fitting. As it turns out Britty evidently had her own work to attend to – namely a photo shoot for an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The photos were leaked yesterday, and I really don’t know what to say. I mean, could her situation be any less moisturized at this point?

This garbage begs the obvious comparison. Seriously though, that whole naked pregnancy magazine cover thing is really tired. The only thing that made it even remotely tolerable the first time around was Demi Moore. Jesus - and people wonder why some of us think that abortions are a good thing. Sometimes it really should be the only answer!
I'm morbidly interested to see what kind of interview Britty gave to the magazine - likely more boo-hoo'ing about the paparazzi. I never know when to expect my Harper's Bazaar - it usually makes it to my mailbox about a week after it hit the newsstands. Humph. Damn you and your cheetos, Britty Peers. Snap out of it!