antm 7 - episode 3

I finally had the chance to watch Wednesday's episode of America's Next Top Model, and I have to say that Monique will certainly be missed. Sure she was a total lunatic, but she made for some terrific television (at least for a couple of weeks). I mean, when was the last time that a top model flung her own vajayjay juices at one of the other contestants? I don't know, but that bitch was serious!

So in case you missed this week’s episode, here is a brief summary -

1. Monique continues to play the role of black bitch
2. My girl, Melrose is not having it
3. Monique wipes her dirty undies and vajayjay juice on Melrose’s bed
4. Miss J is a fucking lunatic
5. Something about Dennis Quaid
   
6. Monique pretends to be at death’s door and skips the photo shoot
7. Eugena falls off the runway (into the water)
   
8. Monique reads her bible as tears stream down her face
9. Auf Wiedersehen, Monique
   
10. All the girls cheer!

Ok, you know that I wouldn't leave you hanging, so here’s the clip of Melrose putting the smack down on Monique, and then the inevitable revenge that is exacted soon thereafter – in the form of more vajayjay juice.

Delicious, no? Meanwhile, here are the photos from this week ranked accoring to my preference - from my favorite (Melrose) to my least (Megg).

Melrose

AJ

Amanda

Brooke

Jaeda

Michelle

Anchal

CariDee

Eugena

Megg

In conclusion I would like to discuss a few quick things. The first is simply the dichotomous creature that is Monique. Earlier in the episode she says (over the telephone) "Mom, I'm about to fuck a girl up!" and then later in the episode she sits poolside, reading her bible and crying. What church do you go to, Monique?

Next is Anchal, and how much I love her. In the end of the video clip (posted above) the girls are freaking out about Monique being scary and how she's capable of anything. Anchal's concern - that "she's gonna come in in the middle of the night, and throw, like, lemonade on me!"

My final observation comes via my Cycle 7 favorite, Melrose. I've been trying to figure out her likeness for a few weeks now, and it finally struck me. Check out this shot of Melrose - Angelina Jolie, much?!?