what is he, some kind of fag?

As expected, Andre Agassi's US Open and 21 year long tennis career came to a bittersweet end today when he was defeated 7-5, 6-7 (4), 6-4, 7-5 by Germany's Benjamin Becker - and what a fucking cry baby. Seriously - big baby - big - HUGE! Following many tears and mucho dramatics, Agassi walked back on to the court to address the fans.

“The scoreboard said I lost today, but what the scoreboard doesn’t say is what it is I have found. Over the last 21 years, I have found loyalty. You have pulled for me on the court and also in life. I found inspiration. You have willed me to succeed, sometimes even in my lowest moments. And I’ve found generosity. You have given me your shoulders to stand on to reach for my dreams, dreams I could never have reached without you. Over the last 21 years, I have found you, and I will take you and the memory of you with me for the rest of my life.”

Meanwhile, the usual suspects advanced today - my bomb Roger Federer, the wretchedly ugly Rafael Nadal, the downs syndrome-ish Andy Roddick (seriously, what's going on there?), and James Blake. On the women's side, dyke #s 1 and 2 Amelie Mauresmo and Lindsay Davenport are still in the tournament, as well as Justine Henin-Hardenne, Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams, who looked great yesterday. In conclusion I would just like to say that while I definitely thought that Andre Agassi's send off dramatics were touching, he's still way to blubbery for my tastes. I mean, what is he - some kind of fag!?!