the orange vagina stands alone

People magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and her orange vagina have been dumped yet again - this time by her most recent flavor of the month, Harry Morton. Last week gossip mongers reported that Trash was spotted at a Fashion Week party, openly flirting with Morton. Please say that it's so - you know the rag mags are going to be all over this one!

According to People -

"Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday (Thursday) at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her."

Why the split? "She was too much drama," says the source. "Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. She's young and a little bit immature. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into."

However, a source close to Lohan says, "No one 'dumped' anyone. You don't dump people when you're 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that."