eu de toi-horsey dyke

As announced earlier this year, that gayer than gay horsey dyke, Hilary Swank is the muse and face for a new Guerlain perfume, Insolence - that hits fragrance counters later this summer. Now check out the advertisement –

Guerlain’s International Marketing Director Laurent Boillot says "She is a feminine mix of Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro. She is capable of transforming herself." And if by feminine mix, he means transsexual, I suppose he is right.

Horsey looks like a straight up drag queen in this picture. Maybe that faggoty husband of hers will finally find her attractive – Heinous! Oh, and check out this clip of Horsey doing a little performance to promote the new fragrance. I never knew she was so talented!