2007 academy awards - red carpet recap 3

None of my picks for this year's worst dressed have ever even been nominated for an Academy Award. Hmmm - maybe there is something to be said about that.

1. Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Haute Couture

Everything about this is wrong. I mean, the dress was a nightmare on the runway - but on Kirsten Dunst it is absolutely catalysmic! First off, that color against her translucent skin is just wrong. Second, it's the Goddamn Academy Awards and she couldn't even be bothered to do her hair. Can you say hot mess?

2. Beyonce Knowles in Armani Prive

Why must Beyonce always look like such a tranny on the red carpet? This mint green color bores me to tears. I must say that Beyonce carries it better than Kate Winslet did - but not by much. Okay okay, her makeup is fine and her wig is on straight - but the compliments end there. My main objection here is that fucking enamel work on the bodice of the gown. It is FAR too heavy. Complete overkill. Also, what is up with those basket-esque shoes. Never a good look!

3. Anne Hathaway in Valentino

Anne Anne Anne - you are such a gorgeous girl, but what the hell were you thinking? You look like you raided your grandmother's closet, and then got dressed in the dark. That gown would have looked fantastic on say, Magic Meryl - but it seriously ages you about 40 years. The bow on the front makes you look thick through the middle, and you're wearing too many bracelets. From the neck up, though... A+

4. Kelly Preston in Dolce & Gabbana

Ahhh, Kelly Preston. My complaint with this is not that the dress is ugly or that she's not smoking hot in it. The issue that I take, is that it is completely 100% inappropriate for the Academy Awards. You don't wear leopard print Dolce to the Oscars... especially for a gal who doesn't really have any real reason being there! Obnoxious!